Dear Stella is an advice column written by Stella Goldberg – mother, wife, and all around dispenser of wisdom. You may send your questions to her at 1445 Jupiter Street, Queens, NY 10045.
Dear Stella,
Friday is my last day at my current job. I’m somewhat conflicted. On one hand, I’m glad to be leaving a job that was no longer a good fit for me. On the other hand, I’m scared and anxious about being unemployed in today’s economy. I’m having a hard time reconciling these feelings and getting through my last week. How should I deal?
Happy and Sad in Austin
Dear HASIA,
Maybe you should take a few minutes and think about the CONSEQUENCES of your ACTIONS. You know, it’s not just you that you need to be thinking about. That’s your problem. It’s all YOU YOU YOU. Well, other people are involved now. How about your MOTHER?!? How do you think she feels? HMMM?!?! Bet you didn’t think about that, did you? Well, let me tell you how she feels. She’s MAD. She’s ANGRY. She’s HURT. And she’s scandalized that she thought she’d raised a GOOD GIRL who just turned out to be a WHORE. THAT’S HOW YOUR MOTHER FEELS. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?!?! PROBABLY NOTHING, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE TRAMP!! And now you’re sitting there, knocked up, unmarried, and just being STUPID. WHY CAN’T YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR BROTHER, JARED, WHO IS A DOCTOR?!?!
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